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  1. Recorded on August 21, 2014 / 0 notes

    I’m an idiot. RIP, my windows to the world. (at Blackstone Group)

    I’m an idiot. RIP, my windows to the world. (at Blackstone Group)

  2. Recorded on August 20, 2014 / 0 notes

  3. Recorded on August 20, 2014 / 0 notes

    I love playing hide and seek with Lyft drivers because I always win.

    I love playing hide and seek with Lyft drivers because I always win.

  4. Recorded on August 20, 2014 / 0 notes

    The carpet at work is like an optical illusion.  (at Blackstone Group)

    The carpet at work is like an optical illusion. (at Blackstone Group)

  5. Recorded on August 19, 2014 / 0 notes

    Watched by strangers

    Cheerleader squad captain reporting for duty.